I think I’m going to start a club called Science Test Club where people will come over and we’ll sit by the fire and project an old science class film up on the canvas on the wall. I’ll compose a test for everybody, and the person with the best score will get a prize, maybe a trophy shaped like a microscope of something. Or maybe Science Test Club will just make up the first half hour or so of Double Feature Club. Anyway, this one, for example, is on the life cycle of the mosquito. Study up, suckas.